function makeArray(len) {
for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
this.length = len;
}

// you add as many quotes as you want here just make sure to change the makeArray(number)

ideas = new makeArray(22);
ideas[0] = "Barack will make you coffee in the morning";
ideas[1] = "Barack will rub your back"
ideas[2] = "Barack will hold your hand while crossing the street"
ideas[3] = "Barack will pay for lunch"
ideas[4] = "Barack will ask you how you're feeling"
ideas[5] = "Barack will make you smile"
ideas[6] = "Barack will be your best friend"
ideas[7] = "Barack will housesit for you"
ideas[8] = "Barack will impress your mom"
ideas[9] = "Barack will give you milk money"
ideas[10] = "Barack will watch tv with you"
ideas[11] = "Barack will make you a sandwich"
ideas[12] = "Barack will take out your garbage"
ideas[13] = "Barack will bake you a cake"
ideas[14] = "Barack will take a ride with you"
ideas[15] = "Barack will go to the movies with you"
ideas[16] = "Barack will teach you Spanish"
ideas[17] = "Barack will play video games with you"
ideas[18] = "Barack will make you iced tea"
ideas[19] = "Barack will walk you dog"
ideas[20] = "Barack will water your lawn"
ideas[21] = "Barack will pay your cable bill"

// The random number generator.
function rand(n) {
seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
return (seed >> 16) % n;
}
var now = new Date()
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff